someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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