Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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