I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
