don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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