Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
time to smoke my breakfast
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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