i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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