Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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