so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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