okay pat passed out under dana's car
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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