those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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Goodbee
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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