And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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