As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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