i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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