if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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