It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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