So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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