I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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