i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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