So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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