rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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