Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
