grandma shit on top of the toilet
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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