I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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