So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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