Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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