wat bout pragnant strippers??
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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