Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Randomize
