She is in my trunk
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
