Dual....:-)
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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