and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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