I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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