just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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