To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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