I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
At least make sure they are 18
Why
she was so not down for the gang bang
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Randomize
