I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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