I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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