I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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