Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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