How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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