but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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