i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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