Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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