So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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