Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
