go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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