I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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