Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
