Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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