walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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