i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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