READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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