id be glad to
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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